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What Does “COB” Mean at Work?

What they said

“Close of business.”

What it literally means

Close of business.

What they may actually mean

“I would like this today, and I'd like it to sound like a time of day that officially exists.”

“COB” — close of business — sounds like a fixed hour on the clock, but “close of business” is more of an idea than a time. For a shop it's when the doors shut; for an office it's whenever the last person leaves. The abbreviation is useful shorthand, but it transfers the burden of defining the deadline to the recipient. A named time is always clearer.

Subtext Meter

3/5

Context is doing some work here

How it may land

NeutralBy the end of the working day.
VagueToday, but formally.
DismissiveBefore you go home.

Say this instead

Instead of:

“COB.”

Try:

“Could you send this by 5:30pm today?”

If you remember one thing

“Close of business” is a mood, not a time.

Related phrases

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The Office Translator

COB

What they saidClose of business.

What you heardI would like this today, and I'd like it to sound like a time of day that officially exists.

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