The Office Translator

The Office Translator

What Does “Herding Cats” Mean at Work?

What they said

“Attempting to coordinate things that resist coordination.”

What it literally means

Attempting to coordinate things that resist coordination.

What they may actually mean

“I would like the difficulty of managing people to sound affectionate.”

“Herding cats” is a fond image for the near-impossibility of getting independent people to move in the same direction. The phrase is usually said with a smile, and it captures something real — coordination is genuinely hard, and people are not livestock. The mild risk is that the metaphor, however affectionate, still frames colleagues as creatures to be rounded up. The clearer version names the specific coordination problem, which is more useful than the image.

Subtext Meter

Context is doing some work here

How it may land

  • NeutralCoordinating this team is genuinely difficult.

  • VagueI want the struggle to sound charming.

  • DismissiveI'm describing my colleagues as unmanageable.

Say this instead

Instead of:

“Herding Cats.”

Try:

“The three teams report to different bosses, so we'll need a shared deadline.”

If you remember one thing

“Herding cats” is affectionate; naming the problem is useful.

Send this to the colleague who keeps saying it

The Office Translator

Herding Cats

What they saidAttempting to coordinate things that resist coordination.

What you heardI would like the difficulty of managing people to sound affectionate.

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By James Allen · The Commuter’s Briefing

The Office Translator is an entertaining guide to workplace language, not a claim that every phrase has one secret meaning. Context, relationships and tone matter. Most of these phrases have perfectly reasonable uses — the comedy is in the gap between what words say and what people sometimes hear.

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