The Office Translator

The Office Translator

What Does “Open the Kimono” Mean at Work?

What they said

“Reveal information freely.”

What it literally means

Reveal information freely.

What they may actually mean

“I would like “share the details” to sound exotic and slightly inappropriate.”

“Open the kimono” is one of the more regrettable phrases in the office lexicon — an attempt to make transparency sound dramatic by borrowing an image it would be kinder not to borrow. The intention — sharing information openly — is good. The metaphor is best retired. The clearer version simply says you'll share the details, which is what the phrase was reaching for without the unfortunate imagery.

Subtext Meter

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How it may land

  • NeutralWe'll share the full details with you.

  • VagueI want transparency to sound dramatic.

  • DismissiveI'm using an image I probably shouldn't.

Say this instead

Instead of:

“Open the Kimono.”

Try:

“We'll share the full figures and assumptions with you.”

If you remember one thing

Some metaphors are better left in the drawer.

Send this to the colleague who keeps saying it

The Office Translator

Open the Kimono

What they saidReveal information freely.

What you heardI would like “share the details” to sound exotic and slightly inappropriate.

Subtext5/5

The Commuter’s Briefing

Know someone who says this every 11 minutes? Send them the translation.

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Give the dictionary another spin.

By James Allen · The Commuter’s Briefing

The Office Translator is an entertaining guide to workplace language, not a claim that every phrase has one secret meaning. Context, relationships and tone matter. Most of these phrases have perfectly reasonable uses — the comedy is in the gap between what words say and what people sometimes hear.

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