The Office Translator

The Office Translator

What Does “Please Advise” Mean at Work?

What they said

“Please tell me what to do.”

What it literally means

Please tell me what to do.

What they may actually mean

“I am placing responsibility for this problem firmly with you.”

“Please advise” is a short phrase that carries a long freight of implication. On the surface it requests guidance. Underneath it can suggest that the sender has identified a problem, located its owner, and would like that ownership on the record. It is not rude; it is precise in a way that feels pointed. The collaborative version states the problem and offers a suggestion, rather than handing over the thinking.

Subtext Meter

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How it may land

  • NeutralHow would you like me to proceed?

  • VagueThis is your decision.

  • DismissiveI've raised the problem; the solution is yours.

Say this instead

Instead of:

“Please Advise.”

Try:

“I can either wait for the figures or proceed with last month's — which do you prefer?”

If you remember one thing

“Please advise” hands over the problem; a suggestion shares it.

Send this to the colleague who keeps saying it

The Office Translator

Please Advise

What they saidPlease tell me what to do.

What you heardI am placing responsibility for this problem firmly with you.

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By James Allen · The Commuter’s Briefing

The Office Translator is an entertaining guide to workplace language, not a claim that every phrase has one secret meaning. Context, relationships and tone matter. Most of these phrases have perfectly reasonable uses — the comedy is in the gap between what words say and what people sometimes hear.

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